[转]Meaningful Chinese Transliterations (for fun!)

Meaningful Chinese Transliterations (for fun!)

One of the big headaches about learning Chinese is the relative dearth of cognates andloanwords. None of that “car” is “carro” stuff you get when you start learning Spanish. In fact, when you do learn words that were transliterated into English from Chinese (like 麦克风 for “microphone”), the result is often bizarre and a lot harder to learn than if it had been “more Chinese” (keep in mind that you also have to learn all the tones of the word transliterated into Chinese). Kind of a downer.

It seems to me that the Chinese aren’t too crazy about these transliterations either. When they can, they’ll do things like use the Chinese word 苹果 (“apple”) for the American company “Apple” rather than resorting to transliteration. But for foreigners’ names, foreign country names, foreign company names, foreign brand names, and foreign product names, you do get stuck with an awful lot of transliterations into Chinese.

Recently I came across this list of English words (probably taken from a list of vocabulary words for some horrible standardized test) that have been transliterated into Chinese in a humorous way. That is to say, the Chinese characters chosen, rather than being random or “standard transliteration characters,” were chosen for their meanings. I’ve added pinyin tooltips to the transliterations, and also English translations of the transliterations.

• pregnant (怀孕): 扑来个男的 (“throw a man on me”)
• ambulance (救护车): 俺不能死 (“I can’t die”)
• ponderous (肥胖的): 胖得要死 (“ridiculously fat”)
• pest (害虫): 拍死它 (“squash it”)
• ambition (雄心): 俺必胜 (“I must win”)
• agony (痛苦): 爱过你 (“having loved you”)
• hermit (隐士): 何处觅他 (“wherever can I seek him?”)
• strong (强壮): 死壮 (“damn strapping”)
• abyss (深渊): 额必死 (“I must die”)                                                 
• admire (羡慕): 额的妈呀 (“mama mia”)
• flee (逃跑): 飞离 (“fly away by plane”)
• gauche (粗鲁的): 狗屎 (“dog crap”)
• morbid (病态): 毛病 (“mental issues”)
• putrid (腐烂): 飘臭 (“wafting stench”)
• obtuse (愚笨): 我不吐死 (“I’m not going to puke to death”)
• lynch (私刑处死): 凌迟 (“kill by dismemberment”)
• tantrum (脾气发作): 太蠢 (“too stupid”)
• bachelor (学士/单身汉): 白痴了 (“turned dumb”)
• temper (脾气): 太泼 (“too unreasonable”)
• addict (上瘾): 爱得嗑它 (“love to the point of cracking it in your teeth”)
• economy (经济): 依靠农民 (“rely on the peasants”)
• ail (疼痛): 哎哟 (“Owww”)
• coffin (棺材): 靠坟 (“leaning on the grave”)
• appall (惊骇): 我跑 (“I’m gonna run”)